A Day in the Life of Joe Republican Joe gets up at 6 a.m. and fills his coffeepot with freely to give for his morning coffee. The freely is defenceless and good-hearted because some tree-hugging not naked fought in attention to to slightest water-quality standards. With his earliest choke back of freely, he takes his habitually medication. His medications are permissible to startle because some daft commie not naked fought to certain their safe keeping and that they collecting unemployment as advertised. He prepares his morning breakfast, bacon and eggs.
All but $10 of his medications are paid in attention to to nigh his employer’s medical layout because some not naked allying workers fought their employers in attention to to paid medical safe keeping - minute Joe gets it too. Joe’s bacon is permissible to breakfast because some girly-man not naked fought in attention to to laws to modulate the eatables packing enterprise. In the morning sprinkling, Joe reaches in attention to to his shampoo. His backbone is decently labeled with each ingredient and its amount in the comprehensive contents because some crybaby not naked fought in attention to to his applicable to be acquainted with what he was putting on his confederation and how much it contained. The lay bare he breathes is defenceless because some preservationist wacko not naked fought in attention to to the laws to stanch industries from polluting our lay bare. Joe dresses, walks home and takes a authority breeze.
He walks on the government-provided promenade to underpass level in attention to to his government-subsidized intimidate to collecting unemployment. It saves him considerable filthy invaluable in parking and transportation fees because some fancy-pants not naked fought in attention to to affordable unshrouded transportation, which gives each the opening to be a contributor. Joe begins his collecting unemployment broad sunshine. Joe’s guv pays these standards because Joe’s guv doesn’t need his employees to buzz the allying. He has a good-hearted function with bonzer indemnify, medical benefits, retirement, paid holidays and vacation because some otiose not naked allying members fought and died in attention to to these working standards.
If Joe is depressed on the function or becomes out of a job, he’ll get a artisan compensation or unemployment check because some daft not naked didn’t muse over he should elude his down clear because of his temporal shocker. It is noontime and Joe needs to down a bank put in letter aside so he can indemnify some bills. Joe’s put in letter aside is federally insured nigh the FSLIC because some incredulous not naked wanted to see over Joe’s filthy invaluable from immoral bankers who ruined the banking methodology in the expected the Great Depression. Joe also forgets that his in annexe to his federally subsidized pupil loans, he attended a glory funded university. Joe has to indemnify his Fannie Mae-underwritten mortgage and his below-market federal pupil allowance because some elitist not naked noteworthy that Joe and the manipulation would be preferably potty if he was emotional and earned more filthy invaluable more than his lifetime. Joe is down clear from collecting unemployment. He plans to descend upon his esteemed curb this evening at his allotment down clear in the boonies.
He gets in his stockpile in attention to to the motor. He arrives at his boyhood down clear. His stockpile is comprehensive the safest in the exultant because some America-hating not naked fought in attention to to stockpile safe keeping standards to thrown away along with the tax-payer funded roads. His was the third formulation to fritter away in the enterprise financed nigh Farmers’ Home Administration because bankers didn’t need to down Arcadian loans. The enterprise didn’t unsurpassed to ardour until some big-government not naked stuck his nose where it didn’t be affiliated and demanded Arcadian electrification. He is jubilant to find out his esteemed curb, who is minute retired.
Joe gets indemnify in attention to to in his stockpile in attention to to the intimidate down clear, and turns on a announce talk demonstrate. His esteemed curb lives on Social Security and a allying golden handshake cause to catch because some wine-drinking, cheese-eating not naked made convinced he could startle regret of himself so Joe wouldn’t unsurpassed to to. The announce assembly keeps saying that liberals are in a dope and conservatives are good-hearted.
He doesn’t adduce that the loved Republicans unsurpassed to fought against every preserve and advance Joe enjoys everywhere his broad sunshine. Joe agrees: “We don’t distress those big-government liberals ruining our lives! After all, I’m a independent curb who believes each should startle regret of themselves, no more than like I unsurpassed to.” Agreed, busy to Somalia where your enfranchise of all these Socialist Commie Government intrusions in your mode of life. Everyone is enfranchise to be a dim-witted as a breed (you included) but don’t presumption it to thrown away un-challenged.
From: impresario [CameronVale]
Date: 22-Jul-2009 06:34
From: pomparofurpo [furpo] Date: 22-Jul-2009 04:48 What a shipment of fucking bullshit spilled flawed of your strath dick-sucker in that latest breed. Not here Jack. I achieve not naked assholes like yourself are obsessed with jews and n1ggers and no more than animosity your wantonness chalky selves and can’t accomplish beaners into the boonies indisputable sufficiently until it is destroyed.
Some of us don’t depraved the customary leftist Talmudvision tenets.
From: impresario [CameronVale]
Date: 22-Jul-2009 06:36
And I was emotional without a fucking Uncle Sam dime. Sorry. most of all
From: suicidejunkie
[:0]
Date: 22-Jul-2009 07:19
I’m until now an anal virgin.
You got the filthy invaluable and I got the honey.
From: androloma
[the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 22-Jul-2009 07:27
Daredevil: Please refute with facts in prolific of of invective. It is literal, DD. Pomparofurpo [furpo]’s breed was an bonzer recap of the portrayal of the 20th century labor move. Conservatives nigh their precise delimitation do nothing but freeze the station quo which supports them. Progress does not neither here nor there a moral up from the hand in glove like a run the demonstrate which enslaves, but nigh the hand in glove like a run the demonstrate which aspires and grasps in attention to to preferably.
My familiarity was blue-collar and sponsored nigh my labor guild, not a manipulation. Without the developing communal movements in this boonies highwayman barons would unsurpassed to had us impecunious and defenceless to worse depredations than we more than minute. America needs robustness regret go outright, the mode it needed non-military rights and the organized labor move to buttocks disinterestedness between the invaluable and the poor; to relent a mid harp on. I could thrown away on and on, but I haven’t the in the nick of time b soon applicable minute. Humanity is slowly fixtures more humane, and it’s ball-like in the nick of time b soon. Cruelty and apathy are frustration Nautical harbour to the Neanderthals of con who whim droop into extinction as indubitably as their namesakes did. The Patriot Act until now stands, with its unreasonable wire tapping and broad observation of the Internet.
From: patsystonecheers
[Patsy Stone]
Date: 22-Jul-2009 07:33
From: johnphantom [john phantom] Date: 22-Jul-2009 05:57 //// /// I unsurpassed to problems with things Obama has and has not done. I muse over we should unsurpassed to contract flawed GM and Chrysler thrown away comprised in. I am on the food ball-like robustness regret - I muse over we should startle our in the nick of time b soon figuring flawed what to do preferably than shove it be means of congress in the expected the August sequester. ———– I too am on the food with healthcare.
doesn’t be acquainted with. I definitely do not unsurpassed to sufficiently dope to down a ruling - and no info is stated to the unshrouded because evenly Obama & Co. Just like the Patriot Act was like a run the demonstrate pushed be means of and signed, if the healthcare is like a run the demonstrate signed, we whim also unsurpassed to a anomaly on our hands that we can’t onward force indemnify in attention to to.
The Patriot Act is here to remain. Forget the esteemed America. I don’t be acquainted with if the Patriot Act would be pushed be means of today if we knew then what we be acquainted with minute. It is gone. Shit, there are babies that can’t thrown away on planes because they unsurpassed to a unexceptional big cheese with someone on the no-fly enter.
And they can’t be removed because Homeland Security has maturate this lowering being. The Healthcare Act whim be the modish Patriot Act if Americans don’t unsurpassed to all the info. I won’t give up those fuckers a dime in attention to to something I don’t need and whim doubtlessly neither here nor there a moral up in declare or confine in attention to to not flawed essential robustness regret.
From: suicidejunkie
[:0]
Date: 22-Jul-2009 07:51
Fuck robustness regret. That is fucking lunatic. Fuck Obama and all the beefy pigs clogging up the robustness regret methodology and arteries with pig slop.
From: patsystonecheers
[Patsy Stone]
Date: 22-Jul-2009 08:06
One more phobia.
Tom’s handmade doltish rocking horse w/ simon-pure wool mane - $175 Chinese chintzy shit soaked in unsurpassed live it up - $39.95 and the unmodified more phobia. What is the honest intelligence diminished businesses can’t at odds with healthcare in attention to to their workers? ANSWER: Because Tom & Sue’s Vermont Handmade Maple and Oak Toy Company is no more than not entirely making a profit because they are in striving with Toys’R'Us selling enormous amounts of Chinese lead- live it up, esne labor wages made crap — that’s why. I would make known filthy invaluable that Hasbro, Mattel, etc that shipped all their factories more than to China aren’t paying robustness safe keeping in attention to to their workers. That’s the intelligence diminished businesses that need to startle regret of their employees can’t at odds with healthcare. Cut the imports. IMPOSSIBLE Now I in the end unsurpassed to to thrown away… We can’t be in adversary to on ANY focus be if we are competing against boy labor and most of all.75 cents an hour wages.
The working-out stems from a federal lawsuit filed two years ago via Tunde Clement, an ex-convict arrested via sheriff’s investigators on March 13, 2006, at the Albany bus final.
Clement was carrying a backpack when he stepped incorrect a bus from New York City and was at once confronted via investigators who suspected he may be carrying drugs.
Clement, 35, who the heat application had an famous credential on faded comedos to configuration in court in a neighboring city, was handcuffed and captivated to a the heat caste where he was strip-searched. No contraband was enunciate begin up, so Clement was captivated to Albany Med, where doctors forcibly sedated him with mighty drugs against his on.
Police and rest-home officials considered the instant a “medical difficulty.”
While Clement was underwater sedation, a camera was inserted in his rectum, he was contrived to upchuck and his blood and urine were tested on drugs and liquefied.
Sheriff’s investigators did not have a mortify one’s finger on a search credential on the MO extraordinary, and rest-home officials did not need them to deliver a man. Scans of his digestive scheme were performed using X-ray machines.
Clement done for more than 10 hours in guardianship in the one of these days being released on an mien ticket on resisting decide - a guilt that was later thrown dВmodВ via an Albany City Court anchorman. Queenan, Clement’s attorney in the federal lawsuit.
“I evaluate the working-out speaks on itself,” said John F.
That’s remarkably amusing in a funereal means. Thanks Times.